Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life
Locks of Love refused my donation just because the hair was technically harvested from my chest and not my head. I knew I shouldn’t have told them that. It met all of the other qualifications. It was over ten inches long. It wasn’t bleached or dread locked. It was carefully braided and hygienically packaged. They should have made an exception. They should have turned my chest hair into a child’s wig.
million dollar idea for a men’s hygiene product: shower helmets for when you see yourself reflected on the shower glass and try to headbutt the naked male encroaching on your territory